Don’t fuck my wife.
Be a pal.
Leave her alone.
It’s not cool
fucking a guy’s wife
without his permission.
Yes, I KNOW you have hers.
I’m choosing to disregard that fact
and will ask you again
– nay. I shall TELL you
not to fuck my wife.

It’s not right.
It’s not fair
considering what you’re packing
and what she’s used to.
You’ll probably scare the old girl.

Leave her alone. Leave her be.
Leave her to me.
Please, Joe?
I’m begging you:
do not take her, man.

Don’t fuck my wife.