To the hot girl in low shirt and high heels who talked all through my set:
I wish you hadn’t done that.
I wish you’d hearkened to my words
and my ardent attempts to woo you.

I wish you hadn’t been so insensitive
and paid so little attention
to my heart’s talk.
I think you could have gotten some value
in what I had to say
if you weren’t such a bitch.

Your behavior was unforgivable
but
if you’d like to try
you can find me in the South Bronx.
Wear the heels.