Monthly Archives: May 2016

Hey, in retrospect I’d like to take back what I just said. I reread your last comments and I don’t forgive you you’re still a jerk and I don’t know why I thought you could ever change. Forget everything I … Continue reading →

I don’t know what to do about Sinead. I worry about her and want her to be safe. I want her happy and comfortable for the rest of her days but really I would rather she funnel her madness into … Continue reading →

You’re probably right. In and of itself the positioning of the toiler paper is not a big deal. We have larger issues to address between us, perhaps, but this, still, is important. I know it is your name on the … Continue reading →

They call me a monster but I’m not the one that caused civilization to fall. I dropped no bombs. I warmed no globals. and unleashed no beasts. I attended no hangings or elected any emperors. Even afterwards when it all … Continue reading →

Give yourself an impossible task and see how far you get. You might succeed because you never truly know what you’re capable of until you try and sometimes not even afterwards. So take a chance. Pick a goal. Generate a … Continue reading →

Dear Mitch Mitchell and the other guy: I hope you are well and not dead as Wikipedia and Rolling Stone both suggest and that, mortality notwithstanding, your chops are up to speed. I was recently re-listening to some of your … Continue reading →

My shoes are stained because of the vomit. The vomit spattered on them when I was vomiting last night. I was vomiting last night because I was sick last night after I ate two dinners. I ate two dinners because … Continue reading →

I cannot picture my old classroom. The order of the American Beatles’ albums are lost to me. I don’t have any sense what car to stand on to get out at 14th Street let alone which door. I am losing … Continue reading →

We were both giving blood and you commented on the book I was reading by Jesse Andrews and you said that you had read it and had loved it and I made a point not to say and I love … Continue reading →

Things that people like are stupid. They might have been cool back in the day before they were co-opted, but once everybody else got on board things that people like just sold out. I am so sick of things that … Continue reading →