Monthly Archives: August 2016

You left without me again. This has been happening more and more where we’re getting along like there’s no tomorrow but by the time today becomes tomorrow you’ve disappeared and I’m alone. It can’t be an accident the number of … Continue reading →

I wrote the damned poem the piece that cursed you out and gave you what for – whatever they may mean – about how you screwed me over but were forbidden from ever doing that again and swore that you … Continue reading →

Sleeping with my father was never easy – which is just about what you’d expect. Each of our snores would punctuate the others’ loud enough to wake the dead making it hard for either of us to truly catch any … Continue reading →

Hey, let’s try an experiment for just a little bit. See if you can shut your mouth for just sixty fucking seconds and see how it feels. I mean you may turn out to be the control group in this … Continue reading →

I’m deathly afraid that Steve will find out that I stole Dan’s song – if I stole it which I didn’t. I admit nothing. It’s got a haunting set of lyrics about New York apartments and isolation and desperation and … Continue reading →

I ate the bag of cookies that you handed me to hold. I did protect them in a way by keeping them safe from any other invader. I am sorry that the price was so high. The cookies you inadvertently … Continue reading →

Somebody told the joke that only girls use capos on their guitars. Then somebody else said that that was silly and that all people use capos on their guitars. It was then that I piped in that all people must … Continue reading →

Just now at the open mic when you were playing I was in the bathroom pissing. I’d had a lot of cola earlier called pop in the part of the country where you come from and I had been holding … Continue reading →

I bought this book in college for one of my freshman classes about American Imperialism and how everything we’ve done as a nation is wrong. I never opened the book which is just one of the many ways we are … Continue reading →

I just met a worse you. She looks like you sounds like you and behaves in much the same way that you do but never quite so well. She is your inferior in just about every way I can quantify … Continue reading →