Monthly Archives: August 2016

Cosby Too

Pretty sure now that I’m done seeing Woody’s movies. It was creepy what he did to Mia and weird that he did it with Soon-Yi and kind of rotten what happened with Dylan – assuming it’s true – but I … Continue reading

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Conversation Killer

I don’t want to talk about the presidency. I don’t want to talk about politics. I don’t want to talk about what’s going wrong and what you don’t understand or what your guy is gonna do about it – or … Continue reading

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To Veronica, Who Refuses to Date Me, Despite All of the Excellent Rationales I Have Provided as to Why She Should # 4

Really, I expected better of you. I didn’t think you’d just go for a pretty face. Sure, he’s good-looking and healthy. Strong, I’ll bet he could last more than three minutes in the sack – oh. Thanks for the verification. … Continue reading

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Eightieth

It was on May eightieth during the last leap year that Elsa – the thirty three year old receptionist – met Yakob – a Lithuanian pedicurist – who had only recently come to her country. Elsa – who worked for … Continue reading

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Rooster Restriction

At the party with the wine flowing and the lights lowering and your latest object of desire passing by only barely out of reach, that is when I will talk to you. I will get in the way of your … Continue reading

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Live Ferever

Nobody gets it; they don’t understand me. I’ve got the skillz the looks and the opportunities just knock knock knocking on my door but it’s not the right time. I’m not ready to be famous yet. Not this week. Not … Continue reading

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A Letter to Seers

Tell me what to do. I am lost. I am stymied. I don’t know how to get to the next day from here and I don’t know who in the world to ask so I’m reaching out to the wisdom … Continue reading

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Less than Evil

I had six hundred and sixty five emails unread when yours was added to the pile. “Telling,” I thought, before deleting it unread. I’m trying to simplify seeking to make my life easier by removing the impediments that have left … Continue reading

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2A

There is something at the edge of your brain tickling, teasing reminding you of something that still escapes you. It will become clear soon, you sense though you can’t explain how you know that or how long it will be … Continue reading

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