As my stomach gurgles
and my ass explodes
I find myself unable to compose
a single coherent thought.
No, I sit corrected.
I do have one consistent coherent comment
and it is “Ow.”

My tummy aches
and my head is empty.
I can think of nothing to say
even while spewing the most toxic crap
I can imagine.
Colorful and creative is my ejaculate
and still
I can come up with no words to express.

Shit.
The right thing escapes me.
I hope this passes soon
so I can get back
to dropping some major new releases.