The water in Westchester was out this morning
as was NJ Transit
and two bodies were found
in the water outside Weehawken.
What the hell is happening?
Donnie, what did you do now?

Can’t you see
what you’re doing to me?
You ruin everything
simply by being around.
Even the LIRR suffers under your stewardship.
And it’s misty out.
And my leg hurts
and the Ben Gay really smells.

Thanks a lot, Don.
Wonderful hundred days,
wouldn’t you say?
Get it together, will you,
all right?