The crazy lady outside my cafe
is screaming
"What are you looking at?"
when the answer
for practically everyone
in the outside seating area,
is "you, crazy lady!"

She wants her meds
I think
or anybody’s meds.
It’s hard to tell what’s going on
as her shouts sometimes go sub audio.
Her friend is trying to calm her down
and the staff are trying to get her out
of their customers’ line of sight.
The authorities are trying to get to the scene
if the siren is any indication.

The poor crazy lady is so upset
but it’s getting hard
to hear my podcast
so I gotta go.