There may come a time
when our customer base must acclimate
to updates in our service terms
and the mandate our current position
in the world of finance will soon require.
This is to say
when our aims of asset accumulation
supersedes our desire for customer satisfaction,
said customers may react accordingly.
We anticipate there may be violent reactions
when we increase charges for basic functions
in our Environmental Affairs division
and Energy Solutions.
Research anticipates 80% likelihood
of riots against the organization
when our policy changes are understood
in the First World.
We believe we have seen in smaller markets
that armed force spurs acceptance
of our updated terms and conditions
including required weekly payments
for basic quality of life functions.
The bottom line is
our bottom line will remain protected
so long as we maintain funding
for our Security Division.