Oh, God, you beautiful mess.
Looking at you is always an adventure.
You’re gorgeous and funny
and flawed.
I want to save you.
I want to fix you.
I think I can make you
more than you are
Svengali you into an amazing individual.
An amazinger individual.
I believe I can do it.
I can improve you
make you everything
I hope you can be.
If I fixed you
you would love me forever.
If I fixed you
you would never leave me.
If I fixed you
and created the ultimate iteration of you
just imagine what would happen!
Soon
you won’t have to
because I’ll have transformed you.
You’re welcome.