Laser Jane, she impressed Wayne
and got applause from Steven Blaine.
If you can’t see, I’ll make it plain:
you’ll be blinded by Laser Jane.

If there’s a show you wouldn’t hate
it’s Laser Jane on twenty eight
-th of June, out in Red Hook.
It’s at Jalopy; take a look.

If you like your drinks of grain,
then get them there, with Laser Jane.
She’s the best of Ireland
and hopefully your new best friend.

Check out Laser Jane; she’s good
though clearly not from neighborhoods
near Brooklyn nor Manhattan
not nearby Island of Staten.

No, the girl’s from far away.
She’s super bright and hot as day.
She’ll cut you down, if you cross her
for Jane is much like a laser.

Anyway, this Laser Jane
has come to join us mortal main
and womain, too. She’s here and playin’.
So give a hand for Laser Jane.