Yes, sure, you were right.
Snopes, Wiki and About dot com,
they all agree with you, not me.
There is no such thing
as split beer
and apparently,
I was mistaken.

In retrospect,
I’m not sure what I was thinking.
What could split beer have possibly meant?
Something about going Dutch at a bar?
A barley process that I,
As a teetotalitarian,
know nothing about?
I haven’t the foggiest.

So you got me.
You win the bet.
I owe you a debt
and will never speak of this split beer again.
Now if you’ll excuse me
I’m gonna split
and go to the bar.

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