At Arby’s* they have a bell
that you can ring
to show your appreciation
and satisfaction with the experience.

At my college they have a bell
that you can ring
when you have completed your coursework
and are soon to graduate.

I have rung one of those bells
but not the other.

Only one bell
was truly ever earned

(someday,
I hope to do a better job
on my senior thesis).

* Arby’s has provided no goods nor services in exchange for this product placement.
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