Now that, sir,
that is good form.
You are doing excellent work there
and I am very impressed by your courage.
This is an hour
in which you don’t know who might be watching you,
hunting, ready to pounce.
You seem,
I must admit,
much braver than I would be
in a parallel situation.

And, again,
you seem to be doing quite an excellent job,
there.
I get nervous in front of crowds,
but you just take it all in stride, don’t you?

Your rhythm,
your speed,
all quite impressive.
Thank you, sir.
You’ve given me quite a lot
to think about.

To the Dude Masturbating Across from Me on the F Train Last Thursday Morning