Stupid bitch just left
her peanut butter and blackberry jam donut
on the counter
while she gets soy milk
for her double macchiato blend
or whatever the fuck she’s got there.
to leave her possession where anyone could take it.
to think no one will be clever enough,
swift enough, dastardly enough
to do the deed
and dash off with the damnably delicious delight.
to believe she was safe
See how the prize glistens
near the window
aching to be taken by a true man
a man worthy
of that peanut butter and blackberry jam donut.
Oh, I shall dine well tonight
on my ill-gotten gains
and that foolish wench will be none the wiser
as to where it went.
how laid low,
how – and she’s back.