Tell it to the midwives.
Take it up with your bank teller.
Make mention of it to your local rag and bone man.
Bring it on with an elevator operator.
Have a nice chat with a general practitioner
a general store manager
a general Mr. Fixit.

Alert the blacksmith
the cobbler
the cooper and the seamstress.
Notify the milkman
the fish monger
the donut maker
the mom and pop shop.

Question the typesetter
the film editor
the projectionist
travel agent.
Ask them if they saw this coming
if they saw anything coming
if they know what you’re talking about
then go to your telegraph operator
and give her a hug.