Apologies to the necrophiles
and the philanderers
and the eugenicists
and the pedarasts
and the amputee-rapists
and all the other special interest groups groups
who have no doubt been offended
by the mainstream media
and their ridiculous specialist agendas.

How long must we let the people
who show us things
provide us information
on what we see?
When will we ever wise up
to the fact
that the only people we can ever trust
are those suspected
of heinous acts of malice by others?

Only the ones called awful
can truly rise
to be just.
So god bless
the child-killers
and the CEOs
and Congress.
Let only the accused be safe
to tell us the truth.