The esteemed ketchup company
had a few more
than the alleged number of products
when it took its famous slogan.
The pickleman-in-chief, though,
knew his way around a brand
and figured out
the best way to sell well
is to lie.
The esteemed ketchup company
had a few more
than the alleged number of products
when it took its famous slogan.
The pickleman-in-chief, though,
knew his way around a brand
and figured out
the best way to sell well
is to lie.