Heinz

Posted on January 9, 2019 - 3:12 am by Jonathan Berger

The esteemed ketchup company
had a few more
than the alleged number of products
when it took its famous slogan.

The pickleman-in-chief, though,
knew his way around a brand
and figured out
the best way to sell well
is to lie.

About Jonathan Berger

I used to write quite a bit more.
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