It’s not that I give zero fucks
it’s that I get zero fucks
and then treat things in kind.
I’m just preternaturally fuckless,
is what it is.

If it were different,
I’d be offering fucks up and down the boulevard,
free of charge,
a friggin’ Jonny Fuckleseed of Main Street
but that’s not the way it is
and some things’ll never change.

I’m lacking in fucks
so have nothing to provide
regarding the giving or taking of Fuck One
through Fuck Fourteen
going into Fuck Infinity.
You get what I’m saying?
I do not give a single fuck.