Remember this, as you always should:
that stewardess is never going to go out with you.
She’s being polite
as all service industry folk are.
She’s be fired if she weren’t.
You do know they, don’t you?

Her smiles are saccharine.
Her flirting is purely professional, pal.

And anyway
if you call her a stewardess
not a flight attendant
you’re not gonna get anywhere anyhow.
Hell, I’d probably think
about learning her name
if you wanted to try and and impress her
In the first place.

Really,
I’m just saying.