There was a survey
they asked me to fill out today
and in it
they asked how things were going
and whether I was experiencing suicidal ideation
and I put down No.

And they asked further down
if I was experiencing any kind of nausea
and I put down No for that, too.

At another place
they pondered if
in any time in the last three months
I had more than eight drinks in a night
and I thought about it for a minute
and then put down a resonate No
and continued with Nos
for all the other drug-related queries.

They asked if I was sad. No.
They asked if I was powerless. No.
They asked if I was sick
or frustrated
or incapable of taking care of regular responsibilities.
No, no, and no-ditty-no-no.

They asked if I was happy.
Now, I wouldn’t go that far…

Interesting survey.
I wonder what the results will say.