Word on the street
is that you’re experiencing technical difficulties. 
I would like to be able to help you
with your problems
but I am also experiencing technical difficulties. 
It appears the whole world 
is experiencing technical difficulties.
In this we are one. 

Can we take a moment
to appreciate 
the solemnity of that experience?
Share in our universal commonality?

Now, does it seem 
that your web searches
do not provide you the precise responses
you seek because of vague questioning?

Yeah, it it will do that.