You seem to have a flair
for finding praise
in whatever ramble
you might happen to hear.

That is a skill uniquely specific to you, my dear,
a positive quality I have found in no other before.

I have found no other to find such silver linings
in however cloudy a speech might be given.
You can uncover the good in anyone’s words,
however they may be presented.

I’d present you an example,
but I could bear to be bothered
to go through the effort.

Just trust me when I say
you’re quite good at spinning it around.
Well done!