The next time you’ll dance
will be at a wedding.
It will not be yours.
You will be a plus one,
there as stunt casting,
to give the invited one more breathing room
at further events,
but you may charm the family
with your absurdist ways.
Venture carefully.
Avoid leg cramps.

The suit may already have tears
that you might want to investigate
before the affair
– lest they result in unfortunate
(but comic) circumstances.

You may prove allergic to certain poisons
– which will prove to have life-saving consequences.