Monthly Archives: April 2024

You seem to have a flair for finding praise in whatever ramble you might happen to hear. That is a skill uniquely specific to you, my dear, a positive quality I have found in no other before. I have found … Continue reading →

They found you out. They discovered your past. They realized who you were what you did how you used to make your money. You served in one of the top eight professions, up there with hunting, killing and sexing. Cleaning … Continue reading →

The chicken in question was fried and it was good. You would have suspected, if you had seen it but it was gone so quickly, you might have had no chance. As soon as it was delivered, it disappeared. I … Continue reading →

“You’re really on to the new American haiku, kid. “Just writing this short, elegant format. In and out. Making the point, quickly, cleanly. “I think you should consider this.”

Rains stopped public crowds. “Nature needs an enema,” quoth Diana, sad. “Shillelagh needs rain,” I agreed, “to stop. Fuck rain.” Fist bumps to agree. Open mics ran in, despite weather. Attendants played their hearts out, well.

We’re at it again. We’re at it again. You might as well corral us ’cause we’re at it again! Since Marcos has come back to town things haven’t been the same: the bars have closed at half past four and … Continue reading →

We, the victors, declare that we have won. It wasn’t, like, even close. We beat the other folks, hitherto to be known as “youse guys,” soundly and roundly and with indelible ease. If you look at the scores on the … Continue reading →

Behind. Get ready to massively write haiku for all of the night. Diana, Vegan, offering moral support. “Also writing lines!” the comedian corrects me, right at my side. When she’s right, she’s right.

I’m going down to Madison Ave. I have a plan to give it all I have. If it don’t work out, at least I’ll get a fine epigraph. I’ve got a chance to perform for all the execs. They’ll see … Continue reading →

The green stuff you keep trying to feed me…what’s with that? What do you expect me to do with that? It’s slimy! The way it just slides around on the plate, it’s weird. I can’t believe you think this is … Continue reading →