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There’s talk of investigating the monopoly created when LiveNation bought TicketMaster fourteen years ago. The Department of Justice, who approved the purchase, thinks there might be inappropriate practices generated by the purchase that they approved. Imagine. TicketMaster had already been … Continue reading →

They came across the water in all their finest from all the seas that could be seen and many others. They have come to us for only a short time and we welcome these mighty invaders of our shores. We … Continue reading →

On the roof of my building they built a house. My apartment isn’t big, but the building’s square footage is much greater, so the house is substantial. Thatched roof, fake chimney, push open windows. It’s like a real-live house, for … Continue reading →

The veins are flowing faster than before and we are travelling more and more and more and more through thickened arteries broken further down, limited by construction, unplanned destruction – like the occasional bridge going down. We seem to need … Continue reading →

I think that I have never seen a love like yours with old Jim Beam. If you could feel such love for peeps, you wouldn’t seem like such a creep but as it is, you’re just a drunk, and so … Continue reading →

Monsieur Moonbeam, thank you for visiting at night for your watching over me, keeping me free from the fright of the hunger in the dark and the hunting after marks and maintaining me well into the light. If not for … Continue reading →

Everywhere there’s lots of pigeons living pigeons lives, speaking in their pidgin English before they take their dives sharp with taloned knives and hunt for breakfast. In this place of pigeons, pigeons tend to fly around. All about this city, … Continue reading →

I’ve been really getting into oranges lately, just swallowing them like I bought a bunch of ’em and I want to eat them before they all go bad. They’re pretty delicious and I bought in bulk so there’s a bunch … Continue reading →

If you don’t keep bringing it up, I promise you, no one else is going to bring up how you were fired for drinking monkey cum, no matter how funny it is. Really, if you don’t opt to make a … Continue reading →

This fictional genius I just created just let me know she re-engineered a busted old motorcycle she saw lying around. “I had a few hours to kill,” she explained, and showed me the goods. It was a forcefield-contained, earth-environment sustained … Continue reading →