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Thanks a lot, Jerry. I was sitting here minding my own business thinking about the world and its state and how it’s a shame that everyone can’t just get along and I was thinking about the animals and the plants … Continue reading →

Thank you but I think I shall abstain. I am trying to cut down. I am seeking some sort of relief. I am hoping to be a better man. I appreciate the offer but I want to get clean. I … Continue reading →

I hope you’re all right. I know you’ve got a head on your shoulders and you generally do what is best but I worry sometimes that you’re not as secure as I wish you were. This happens to everyone. You’ll … Continue reading →

I’m pretty sure you still want me despite what you may think like you swear you’re gonna stay dry but you yearn for that last drink. Come on: light me, ignite me then party all night, we two can do … Continue reading →

Results of our latest campaign show a three hundred percent increase I’m Unnecessary Sales the largest component on our ongoing successful initiative. So get happy!!! We’re going great. Our profits will rise until Quarter Eight. Investors’ returns are simply first … Continue reading →

I regret to admit that the deadline will be missed and I will be unable to receive full credit for the course. I am sorry to have disappointed you and my family. Please forgive my trespasses and allow me a … Continue reading →

I wasn’t prepared for that call. I thought we were just chatting Not having that sort of a conversation. I’m happy for you – I am! I’m glad you’ve turned your life around, found a new place to live it. … Continue reading →

And if you look at Figure Two you’ll see that this year’s model for efficient acquisitions involves rapine, pillage, and just a little touch of murder – metaphorically speaking. We will use all the resources at disposal to dispose of … Continue reading →

The question raised by Corporate is a simple one and a challenge to our ingenuity: Can we build a better toothpaste? We have research and technology and the incentive to profitize this important aspect of most American mornings and many … Continue reading →

Ineffable? Miraculous? How nice of you to think so. Was God in the needle in the bullet in the noose? Was there a decision involved in poisoning that river? What greater power chose the time and place of earthquakes. I … Continue reading →