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Robert Klein (the comedian?) had a bit in the seventies where he was selling all the records in the world ever made. It was one of those late night box set ads in the joke only it was funny because … Continue reading →

When the robots take my job I hope they at least leave my benefits. In fact, after all the jobs are tooken, I would like to think the robots-that-be will be prepared to provide a robot in every pot so … Continue reading →

I must thank you for what you have done for me lately. You’ve liberated my spirit and provided me with inspiration to last for weeks and weeks (months, maybe). You’ve given me something to live for even if it’s only … Continue reading →

Are you all right? I worry about you sometimes. I can’t help but wonder how it is for you in trying to overcome certain impediments. I imagine it’s frustrating traveling at that pace, struggling with your particular difficulties. I hope … Continue reading →

You said I’d made you cry but never told me why; what thing I did to hurt you so and make your feelings die. It leaves me feeling low that I might never know what crime was so egregious to … Continue reading →

I’ve been thinking about it for over ten years now, Billie. There weren’t many people in our group at that party in the woods. You saw me staring at you – you couldn’t have missed me. I’d been drinking a … Continue reading →

As previously mentioned, “wherefore” rhymes with “bare whore.” What “bare whore” means, however, requires much further interpretation. Three ways to decode that phrase immediately come to mind: A prostitute who works nude. A prostitute who has unprotected sex with clients. … Continue reading →

I swore out loud to whatever might be listening that I could not ask you to be mine until I had written a thousand poems, so I got to work. I wrote and I wrote and then wrote wrote wrote … Continue reading →

Congratulations. You’re not as pathetic as everyone says. You’re nowhere near the embarrassment we all had previously thought. You’ve proven capable of stringing several sentences together and not offend everyone in listening distance. Good job. Whether you can capitalize on … Continue reading →

I never liked your macaroni. It was always too hard, too chewy. You always made a mouthful out of molehill. I said I was allergic to your cat but really I just didn’t like his smell like something had died … Continue reading →