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Every few days I try to duplicate the circumstances of our first chance meeting. You walking out for lunch, maybe shopping for furniture. Me ambling about town, wondering how much longer I can stay in the city without any sort … Continue reading →

All the pretty girls are flying away even before I have asked them to play. They up and leave me, whatever I say. Every pretty girl’s just flying away. There must be something I can do to make one stay … Continue reading →

Just tell me what to do. I can’t figure out what you want me to – I haven’t so far at all – so let’s skip any further attempts at telepathy and get down to the nitty gritty. Do you … Continue reading →

Hey, fuck you guys. They loved this in Peoria. The stuff that you’re being oh so polite over, this shit killed a couple of states from here. They adored it and me. They lifted me up by shins and needles, … Continue reading →

The gift you offered is inappropriate, Mister Samson. It was ill-received, and I’ll thank you not to bring it up again. Why? Well, if I must explain: no aspect of it provided an instant of sexual gratification or graft or … Continue reading →

I’m sorry your garage burnt down. I’m sorry your workday got expanded by like three hours and that overtime has been eliminated. I’m sorry you got caught with your hand in the till and your pants and on the chopping … Continue reading →

It was the whiskey in the jar that kept the wee-wee out the hole. I was paying too much attention to my alcohol and not enough on her needs or even my abilities. I tried and tried then cried and … Continue reading →

Tell me about your dogs growing up. Did you walk them or just let them roam the yard? Did you have space to get lost on your property? What was it like to be from a town where everybody knew … Continue reading →

I’m gonna stop circling your block any minute now. You’re probably not even home. You may not even be in town for all I know. I’m gonna stop sniffing out your trail. There’s no reason to as you’ve made abundantly … Continue reading →

The party’s over; it’s a new day. Sunshine glints off the leftover tray. Stumbling past all of last night’s mess, your eyes rest on what will fill you best: Cake breakfast cake breakfast cake breakfast. Not nutritious but quite delicious! … Continue reading →