Category Archives: Uncategorized

Please excuse that embarrassment of an individual who came at you yesterday with all manner of inane queries. He didn’t know what he was doing. He never does. He just just talks and talks and talks and talks and talks … Continue reading →

She offered me fish waffles because she thought it would be funny. I ate the fish waffles because I wanted to see her laugh. I wanted to see her smile. I wanted to do what she told me. I wanted … Continue reading →

When you amputate the leg do me a favor and save the bits. I’d like to fry up tiny segments and serve them to friends over the holidays. Plus there might be research to be done in the state of … Continue reading →

Beware the hobbling man his cane of flash and stilted gait. Be aware he needs wider room and the patience of those all about lest he explode in impotent fury. His is a righteous anger for he is frustrated at … Continue reading →

The water in Westchester was out this morning as was NJ Transit and two bodies were found in the water outside Weehawken. What the hell is happening? Donnie, what did you do now? Can’t you see what you’re doing to … Continue reading →

The heat is palpable. I can feel her next to me despite inches of separation. I feel her move. I sense her presence from the changes in the air between us long before our thighs glance off each other. It … Continue reading →

You keep accusing me of writing nasty poems about you when really I’m just writing nasty poems. I don’t think you come up as often as you ragingly state you do. That piece last month called For the Gipper was … Continue reading →

In retrospect, it’s all much clearer. The conditions seem much different from this different perspective and additional knowledge make hindsight twenty twenty, ten out of ten. In retrospect, she wasn’t that pretty. In retrospect, she was kind of a bitch … Continue reading →

Well, I finally got around to reading your book and let me tell you: it was very well typed. I thought the title was quite apt and the punctuation was spot on! You had a very clear vision that was … Continue reading →

This one goes out to the hand jobs I missed, to the alleyway assignations I accidentally avoided, to all those lips which I proved unable to kiss. Raise a glass to the night and its infinite opportunities only available if … Continue reading →