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I was sitting in the Arista office for no good reason. I mean, I knew a member of Arista, but I wasn’t a member. I had no official justification for being there. I certainly had no official justification to kick … Continue reading →

My mother’s continued survival is a blessing that I take for granted. I should not. She’s already survived my father by four years and promises to continue this trend for some time. I spend good time with her but I … Continue reading →

I went to the desert and I brought a dessert and Desi said he didn’t think I deserved it so he desecrated it with his tongue. Afterwards, when he was done, he said it was delicious. So I offered to … Continue reading →

If love was a recipe, throw passion in for spice. If love was a recipe, throw passion in for spice. If love was a recipe, add patience, neatly diced. If love needed heating, the fire would be sex. If love … Continue reading →

Before everything went to hell, the last place I did roam was the former center of the world, where all roads lead, that’s Rome. I went for less than two weeks. ‘Twas transformational. It hadn’t been long since I’d traveled … Continue reading →

I swear, fuck this kid. I was given to this brat when he was born. He teethed on my whiskered and sucked on my button eyes for the first goddamn year of his life. The amount of drool in my … Continue reading →

When I was a student, lots of people went on hikes. It was all the rage. I was not that kind of a rager. I was not much of a rager at all, really, unless someone spoke ill of Chameleon … Continue reading →

Dawn breaks upon dark. Sun cracks morn open like egg. The heat comes later. For now, bright yolk drips, dribbling over city. Yuck! Disgusting commute. Nature in haiku? City IN morning breakfast? Tasteless choice, Berger!

She seemed so elegant as she pointed at the art as she glided through the small space. I stay in place, fear of breaking things, buffalo-style. While she took record of the place we beheld, I side-eyed to behold her. … Continue reading →

You read something, or watch or listen and you find the thing astonishing. It is a glorious work of art moving in some way you couldn’t have imagined. You remember it always. It is a powerful piece that defines you … Continue reading →