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Heavy Medals

If every poem was about you like I say they are you would have to be schizophrenic – more so. You would have to have endured far more punishment from my personality than you think you already have. If every … Continue reading

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The Theorists

I just saw an episode of the Big Bang Theory that perfectly encapsulates our relationship which you probably didn’t see because you don’t enjoy the kind of highbrow programming that I do. I’m not trying to disparage, it’s just that … Continue reading

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Crowded Haus

The dream is fading. Sunlight burns it away and the memories are evaporating into the day. As much as I try to hold onto what I so recently imagined I can’t. It’s going. It’s gone. Clutching reaching grabbing desperately does … Continue reading

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Keep Calm and Carry On

Hey can we take a step back? I’m trying to have this conversation without calling you a liar and it’s not particularly easy. You’re not making it easy so can we cool down a bit? Can you admit that it’s … Continue reading

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No Movies

When you asked me to write a poem for you I thought for sure it meant we were gonna fuck but upon receipt of the piece I received nary a rut. Was it what I wrote? Should I have rhymed … Continue reading

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Best Revenge

So it’s been a while and I know our last conversations were tense and beyond but I’m glad we’re here and I have this chance to thank you for what you did. You were right to dump me. Well, reject … Continue reading

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The Wet Away

When a band you never got to see comes back together with a new album you couldn’t have imagined and a direction you didn’t know they needed When the sun bursts out through the storm and burns all the wet … Continue reading

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Fifty Minutes

My therapist says I shouldn’t date you. My therapist says I shouldn’t date anyone that I’m too troubled too emotionally constipated too much in my own head. I wonder if my therapist just wants me for herself. My therapist says … Continue reading

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Reaction Shots

They were not solemn. They were not scared. They had seen this sort of thing again and again and again and didn’t seem worried at all about how it was proceeding. Unconcerned, they joked in our presence and I felt … Continue reading

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Shadow of the Bat

It would be so much less scary if Batman were here unless he has a problem with jaywalking or recreational drug use or the act of occasionally frequenting prostitutes or tax fraud. Not that I do any of those things … Continue reading

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