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I wish you’d ended better. You had such potential such excitement in the early days but as time went on and you went on you got tired. You began to drag. You just couldn’t hold interest. I wish you’d performed … Continue reading →

Yes I knew you when and I encouraged you to do this thing that you’ve become so good at so quickly and it’s great how accomplished you’ve become in such a short time. You’ve done a good thing and done … Continue reading →

If I wrote what I was thinking Rose I’d get in a heap of trouble. So I am keeping a secret repository of poems that I do not want your boyfriend to see while he’s out of town. I could … Continue reading →

Hey, in retrospect I’d like to take back what I just said. I reread your last comments and I don’t forgive you you’re still a jerk and I don’t know why I thought you could ever change. Forget everything I … Continue reading →

I don’t know what to do about Sinead. I worry about her and want her to be safe. I want her happy and comfortable for the rest of her days but really I would rather she funnel her madness into … Continue reading →

You’re probably right. In and of itself the positioning of the toiler paper is not a big deal. We have larger issues to address between us, perhaps, but this, still, is important. I know it is your name on the … Continue reading →

They call me a monster but I’m not the one that caused civilization to fall. I dropped no bombs. I warmed no globals. and unleashed no beasts. I attended no hangings or elected any emperors. Even afterwards when it all … Continue reading →

Give yourself an impossible task and see how far you get. You might succeed because you never truly know what you’re capable of until you try and sometimes not even afterwards. So take a chance. Pick a goal. Generate a … Continue reading →

Dear Mitch Mitchell and the other guy: I hope you are well and not dead as Wikipedia and Rolling Stone both suggest and that, mortality notwithstanding, your chops are up to speed. I was recently re-listening to some of your … Continue reading →

My shoes are stained because of the vomit. The vomit spattered on them when I was vomiting last night. I was vomiting last night because I was sick last night after I ate two dinners. I ate two dinners because … Continue reading →