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You may hate me today but that won’t last because you are stupid and lame and your opinions are as flaky as your pizza crust which, I would be remiss in reminding you is not supposed to be flaky – … Continue reading →

I didn’t talk about it much. I didn’t think about it much but my gay dad stopped eating pork while I was a teenager. He was getting more in touch with his religion my gay dad was and he didn’t … Continue reading →

You asked me once if I thought I’d ever be happy always striving to find someone who met my exhaustingly detailed standards. You wondered I believe if it could ever be satisfying to constantly live in hope instead of living … Continue reading →

I’m sorry. I gotta cut this short. If we continue this conversation I’m gonna lose time ogling the blonde at my ten o’clock. You get it, right? I have to shut our chat down. I need to focus my attention … Continue reading →

One more and you’re done. One more and you’re out. One more and we can just call this whole thing quits. It’s not gonna take much more – just the one – we’re past the home stretch now, baby, we’re … Continue reading →

The coupons expired. The special offer I had to go to the Uber Grove that club you mentioned once for a very discounted price, that offer ended yesterday. We had months to go, months in which we could have planned … Continue reading →

Afterwards when we got home we had to clean up. There were bandage wrappers and tubes and blood everywhere. Furniture had been moved so he could spread out for them to do CPR and they had all been too busy … Continue reading →

I was the boy with the impenetrable eyes. You were the girl with the impermanent mind. We dated for several years before you found someone more suitable and threw me out. You moved to Australasia and I tried to get … Continue reading →

You saw me reading a book you’d already finished and we talked about it for a little while. I thought you were cool and approachable even though it was you who approached me. I don’t know what you thought of … Continue reading →

At some point you’ll realize I did a very good thing here. Some day you’ll thank me for this. Eventually you’ll look back and understand. You’ll realize that the frustration was short term but the reward, that would just keep … Continue reading →