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What will he do next? After that last album was such a phenomenal success with both the critics and the customers how will he follow it? He can’t do the same thing because then he’d be resting on his laurels … Continue reading →

My great grandfather every day of his life walked up the stairs to his seventh floor apartment without a word of complaint. It was a while back when men were men and elevators hadn’t been invented yet or at least … Continue reading →

I get hired for jobs that I advise my employer against. “Are you sure you need me,” I say, “and not a lesser paid drone who will do the job without asking questions?” I want to make sure they know … Continue reading →

Yes, in fact, I do and frankly, I resent the implication. I do have real human feelings just like a real human boy and your suggestion to the contrary hurts those human feelings and makes me want to crush your … Continue reading →

The Mister Softee composer just died fifty five years after giving birth to his greatest creation (though his children might have something else to say). He wrote the radio jingle that has accompanied hundreds of ice cream trucks across the … Continue reading →

Give me all the cliches. Use whatever language is necessary to make this go away. Provide the language of comfort and help me take this all in. All the mitigating justifying technically accurate but inherently misleading words you can find … Continue reading →

You said I would miss this someday and I said Sure. Of course. I will definitely miss you tickling me when I’m in the middle of the best Tetris game of my life. I will think back fondly on the … Continue reading →

I’ll regret this later I’m sure, but I wanted to hear your voice. I wanted to know how you’re doing. I wanted to see your spirit again. This won’t go well. It never does. When I succumb to these addictions … Continue reading →

When you left I was so angry so frustrated that you weren’t brave enough to stay to fight to combat your injustice and win. You just fled a thief in the dark and everybody could make whatever lesson out of … Continue reading →

You don’t love me now but you will. I can see the day where you realize the error of your ways and admit that I’ve been the one for you all along. I will wait. I will be patient I … Continue reading →