Yes, in fact,
I do
and frankly,
I resent the implication.
I do have real human feelings
just like a real human boy
and your suggestion to the contrary
hurts those human feelings
and makes me want to crush your skull
like a very inhuman crabapple.

I breathe.
I smell.
I dance and I act out sometimes.
I’m sorry I’m not as emotional as you
or express it the same way
but I get sensitive around this stuff
and
and you’re making me angry.
Don’t do that.
Don’t make me flustered and embarrassed
and angry.
You won’t like it
I won’t like it
and my other personalities won’t like it.

What?
Oh, sure.
I have other personalities
and not all of them are entirely human…