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The flap of skin left from yesterday’s laceration is hanging on my finger. It will not stay there. I will lick it. I will worry it. I will tear it off soon. It cannot be helped. This will happen whether … Continue reading →

All the clubs we used to go to are gone: The Horny Unicorn The French Rejection Firm Britches and Drunken Pony. The restaurants we loved have changed, too. Tender Pi is now Graham Cracker Station while Jack’s House of Meats … Continue reading →

She said she wrote a song for me but when she played, I could make barely any sense of it. The song sounded very pretty but the words were murmured and left me little to chew on. In turns histrionic … Continue reading →

There is a blessing in knowing when something is well and truly done a quest completed a battle lost. There is comfort in getting proof that it’s all over and nothing more can happen no last chance change can result … Continue reading →

The packages are sent. Everything of yours is out of my house now: the sheets the scents the senseless arguments and a dried turd that the late, great Marty Whiskertons left during one of those weekend visits before he passed … Continue reading →

Flowers, candy and strip-o-grams haven’t gotten your attention nor compliments or complaints. So far, you’ve yet to bestow even a smile upon me. You remain adamant against my advances so since force has found itself fruitless I shall attempt other … Continue reading →

I think the research is paying off. I’ve been staring at your pictures studying your comments. I’ve read your poems backwards and found the secret messages hidden therein. I think I’ve uncovered it. I get what you’re trying to tell … Continue reading →

You’re not even trying. Come on. This seems like something you spent just a few minutes on before class. You can do better. Why not try? You think that you keep flinging poop against the wall you’ll end up Jackson … Continue reading →

When you challenge yourself to keep things interesting be sure that you don’t lose the original goal of the challenge. When I was a competitive eater I could swallow more franks than many other boys but I couldn’t taste them. … Continue reading →

There was a lion. There was a mouse. Innovative and nimble, the mouse and his associates disrupted the power structure in the forest, dominating in ways the lion, powerful, monolithic and imperial, could not imagine. It wasn’t long before the … Continue reading →