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When Stevie F told me how my people had killed Jesus I beat the crap out of him. Then I asked my father about it and learned about antisemitism. When I was waiting for a rock show to begin at … Continue reading →

It HAS been a while hasn’t it? It’s good to see you. We should do it again – sooner. I’m sorry how we drifted apart. I guess it had to go that way. You had secrets that couldn’t be shared … Continue reading →

No, I get it. It’s been a hard couple of days with the homework and the game and the tests and your parents insisting you get a job while those videos are not gonna watch themselves. You’ve got priorities that … Continue reading →

It was here a few minutes ago: A solution. An explanation. A rationale for everything that happened between us – all of us – a fix that would justify the universe as it stands and provide a process to improve … Continue reading →

So the experiment didn’t work? Yeh, I thought that might happen. What were the odds of sewer crocs coming up to your hallway to eat all your spoiled meat? Now it’s even more spoilt. Who’s gonna clean up that mess? … Continue reading →

Look at this guy this sweaty pathetic boy. What harm can it do? Why not help a brother out? Give the guy a gig. He probably has some friends who might come out to see him if he asks really … Continue reading →

There’s a secret cheat code to the universe or, at least, America. I know there is. I see evidence everywhere. Others are so effortless in their success. Others know how to make money how to make love how to make … Continue reading →

I’m sorry but it’s not going to happen today. Try as you might anticipate and plan you’re still not dying of anything. Not in the short term at least. I have no doubt in another hundred years you’ll be buried … Continue reading →

It is hot. I am itchy. I am alone in this pit I call home wondering how I’ll get through this night. I have somewhere to go tomorrow and there is no sleep to be had in this bed. Please … Continue reading →

Abort. Abort! The center can’t hold. The plan is collapsing. We’re gonna blow any minute. It’s over, Johnny; we gotta go! The Big Score’ll have to wait until another day if we can make it out of this one. We … Continue reading →