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I don’t want to make a big thing out of this but it bothers me when you act like I can’t hurt your feelings anymore. When you just shake your head and sigh when I dig at you asking about … Continue reading →

In a garden with the girl and saturated colors that make this a moment to say things that should be said and receive answers that have been waited for. I tell her I like her and maybe something more and … Continue reading →

I could love you if you were smarter. I could love you if you were prettier. I could love you if you were hotter or our arguments less heated or if it you could control the fucking humidity. I could … Continue reading →

When you go, I die just a little bit, but, with passing time, more and more. Food, music, friends all lose meaning. In your absence, all else seems insubstantial. I lose perspective. I lose weight. I become not half the … Continue reading →

He said “May I kiss you?” She laughed – as he was afraid she would – and he thought, “I should not have asked. A real man would not request. A real man wouldn’t wait. A real man would have … Continue reading →

We should fuck goodbye We should have our closure viscerally, say everything we need to say, without words. We should end the way we began: with such fucking drama. We should struggle. We should sweat. We should fight and feud … Continue reading →

With the West Village rolled out before us, she said It is good we are in a place for wandering. As we passed a shuttering lower shop, she said I am sorry. I have no intention of hurting you. You … Continue reading →

Alex Norelli came to my show and then got pissed when I didn’t go to his because I had “better things to do” so he’s boycotting me in the most passive aggressive way: “I’d love to come see you,” he … Continue reading →

What Might Have Been The epic I was about to compose about the state of the geriatric and the infirm and the devolved has been euthanized before birth. Aborted. That’s the word I was thinking of. It’s gone is what’s … Continue reading →

I’m sorry. I’m sorry for barging in. I’m sure the time isn’t right and the mood inappropriate and the witnesses – all these people at the table celebrating your birthday with you and your grandparents – hi! I’m Jon! I … Continue reading →