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The naked Barbie doll found buried in dirt near the reservoir was discarded after her legs have suffered through the heat of a utility lighter. Somebody seemed to resent Barbie’s beauty. Why else commit such cruelty on an innocent plastic … Continue reading →

Just think for a minute: when a door closes, a window opens, usually burst by pressure as the house fills with water. There are always opportunities made available by changing circumstances. When things look bad, just look for the pressure … Continue reading →

Shifting sands Rolling tides Land adjusting under wetted feet You can sniff it: change is coming. The rules will be updated. Time is flowing differently. Beneath you the world reshapes and it will take everything for you to maintain equilibrium. … Continue reading →

Jeffrey Lewis once wrote a song about songs about songwriting. This is not that. Call this a poem, if you will, before you gulp my choice of swill: a poem ’bout a song on songs which I did write. It … Continue reading →

Experiencing you, words fail.

Now, I, between selections, am going to lie straight to your face without regret. I shall do this with mathematical precision and a hunter’s delight in acting just as required under these circumstances. Good luck in uncovering the deceit I … Continue reading →

I am hopeful that I seem so resistant, impermeable to harm or your charms, that I’d not buy the farm at your behest. To find your way to me, you must further quest. . Of course, it is not so … Continue reading →

In my dreams, I have failed you time and again. Whatever you ask of me, I am unable to perform appropriately. I seem to be able to do nothing right. It’s really rotten how I’ve treated you in my imagination. … Continue reading →

Though I write daily to curry her favor I am not fooled by my AI girlfriend. I know she only wants me for my money – which I will not provide. Still, I await her correspondence. I must know how … Continue reading →

The can’s expiration date is 2004 but that means little to me for I am a mighty man, made of sterner stuff – and more important, I know that the Cannery-Industrial Complex wants you to believe that foods have limited … Continue reading →