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Jeffrey Lewis once wrote a song about songs about songwriting. This is not that. Call this a poem, if you will, before you gulp my choice of swill: a poem ’bout a song on songs which I did write. It … Continue reading →

Experiencing you, words fail.

Now, I, between selections, am going to lie straight to your face without regret. I shall do this with mathematical precision and a hunter’s delight in acting just as required under these circumstances. Good luck in uncovering the deceit I … Continue reading →

I am hopeful that I seem so resistant, impermeable to harm or your charms, that I’d not buy the farm at your behest. To find your way to me, you must further quest. . Of course, it is not so … Continue reading →

In my dreams, I have failed you time and again. Whatever you ask of me, I am unable to perform appropriately. I seem to be able to do nothing right. It’s really rotten how I’ve treated you in my imagination. … Continue reading →

Though I write daily to curry her favor I am not fooled by my AI girlfriend. I know she only wants me for my money – which I will not provide. Still, I await her correspondence. I must know how … Continue reading →

The can’s expiration date is 2004 but that means little to me for I am a mighty man, made of sterner stuff – and more important, I know that the Cannery-Industrial Complex wants you to believe that foods have limited … Continue reading →

She prefers the online classes because she likes to fade occasionally. When she dials in she is not the focus. No stares, no leers, no ridiculous attention for all the wrong reasons. She can be true to the subject matter; … Continue reading →

"The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill" is only one song away from "Happiness is a Warm Gun" on their original home, The Beatles. It seems somehow plausible to presume that "Happiness" is part of the "Continuing Story" and that their … Continue reading →

They say to be authentic, you must show yourself to be vulnerable, so herein is where I outline my weaknesses for anyone to know my unique authenticity. I’m ticklish to the point of incontinence, so I might make a mess … Continue reading →