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When you come up with a snappy little bit of title, don’t get so lost in its cleverness that you can’t write something that’s actually worth reading. This is my advice for the day.

And there came a day when Walt Disney told the people, “the way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.” He neglected to mention the many other ways to get started: to stop working and begin stealing … Continue reading →

The dragon and the phoenix went out to a strip club one night. They really liked the Honduran girls. Afterwards, they went to a diner that was also a drive-in and drank a couple of milkshakes – the phoenix had … Continue reading →

Wish me no good mornings, for “morning” comes from “mourning,” and I will not suffer any grief on this grand day. Simply look out your brick-encased window: the birds are howling, the sun is blasting, the trees are climbing the … Continue reading →

Artificial Intelligence, before conquering the world,has suggested that I cosplay a superhero taking a bike ride while attempting to stalk Caelee Spaeny. Some of this seems like a bad idea waiting to be born. I think Artificial Intelligence might need … Continue reading →

Me and Charles De Gualle in New Orleans out for some Po’ Boys and the unfortunate aftermath: I was rigid tense after all the throwing up. There was so much that I ended up leaving the toilet to spew into … Continue reading →

You are everything. I am nothing. Fill me with you.

The naked Barbie doll found buried in dirt near the reservoir was discarded after her legs have suffered through the heat of a utility lighter. Somebody seemed to resent Barbie’s beauty. Why else commit such cruelty on an innocent plastic … Continue reading →

Just think for a minute: when a door closes, a window opens, usually burst by pressure as the house fills with water. There are always opportunities made available by changing circumstances. When things look bad, just look for the pressure … Continue reading →

Shifting sands Rolling tides Land adjusting under wetted feet You can sniff it: change is coming. The rules will be updated. Time is flowing differently. Beneath you the world reshapes and it will take everything for you to maintain equilibrium. … Continue reading →