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To be great means you will be hated. By some, perhaps or by all in your lifetime or possibly for all time but the great take that risk often without knowing it. And that risk – however small, can never … Continue reading →

Look: there are things I thought you’d know by now, things I assumed that you’d learned as a child or a young adult or a college student – before getting kicked out for drug and whore abuse. I thought you’d … Continue reading →

When you come back from vacation there’s gonna be some necking between you and me – some serious making out. There’s gonna be some dancing and hugging and wining and dining and probably a little bit of genital work (if … Continue reading →

The next morning when you woke me up and said we had to go since you had an appointment you hadn’t mentioned through last night’s drinking and stumbling and mauling and… other activities When you rushed me out the door … Continue reading →

My adoring fans by which I mean my family, co-workers and those lucky enough to call me “debtor” will sometimes ask me “How is it, always being right? It must be difficult being so much smarter than everyone else.” And … Continue reading →

At the lovely night’s end, I asked When will I see you again? When she did not respond, I pressed the point and she replied, When the hidden stars converge or the dates disagree or justice needs vengeance, I shall … Continue reading →

“Let me see your wiener,” the girl at the counter said and, because she was pretty, I blushed. “What?” “I just want to make sure you’ve got what’s coming to you,” she said. I began to suspect dream logic or … Continue reading →

A man throws a plate out of the Woolworth Building formerly the biggest in the City and thus the solar system. Its history its significance its site-seeing status and revenue streams of yore are irrelevant in this day and age … Continue reading →

Dude: I am so sorry for fucking your girlfriend. I don’t know what came over me other than an overwhelming urge to ejaculate unprotectedly into someone to whom you recently declared eternal love and appreciation. Looking at your face right … Continue reading →