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HISTORY OF STUPIDITY God, why would you do that? What made you think that was a good choice a safe choice an impermanent choice? Why did you think you could do that and escape my wrath safe and unscathed? In … Continue reading →

DIRECTION When Dylan demolished Donovan back in Don’t Look Back he showed us all – even those too young to view the VHS tape – what a great creator does when facing an only adequate artist. He blazed a banner … Continue reading →

JOY BOY So, it turns out, three of the boys I fucked back in high school have come out as homosexual which, if I’m being honest, makes me really anxious. If having sex with me was enough to turn three … Continue reading →

IMPLAUSIBLE ODDS To the male and female star of this dumb rom com I’ve endured for the last sixty five minutes: Is there gonna be any fucking? It’s been an interminable while and I’ve been patient but really I’m about … Continue reading →

ADVENTURE AHEAD Look at you lusting after her hoping against hope that you could hit that have that little bit o’ honey that’s got you all abuzz. It couldn’t happen; not the way you’d want. She’s crazy hot, sure, but … Continue reading →

EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN This is a poem I wrote for a particular beautiful brunette babe before she burnt me badly. It’s a poem that meant a lot to me back then when it encapsulated my heart and soul and everything … Continue reading →

B NEG Both laid supine, I could see his holey shoes. They’re a bit worn, he said, but I haven’t had time to replace them. And I thought: What sort of a man would lead himself so low that he … Continue reading →

TONE You say that you are sharp, snortily sarcastic. You say it is your way and you cannot help yourself. The first is true – not so much the last. You hide behind harsh words. You disguise yourself in a … Continue reading →

SOCIETAL GPS The time has come for you to take stock of your place in the universe, for you to assess and reassess just where you belong. And then refine your position. Redefine your opinion of yourself. You are no … Continue reading →