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By Way of Introduction

BY WAY OF INTRODUCTION (after Dan) Please allow me to introduce myself: I’m a man of stealth and waste. I have sought eternity at the bottom of a bag of bacon rinds. It hasn’t worked – yet, but perseverance will … Continue reading

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And Whatnot

AND WHATNOT We try to have Indians at our thanksgiving table but with the genocide and whatnot, there don’t seem to be many Indian Americanus left, so we invite Mitul. He doesn’t go for the turkey so much but he’s … Continue reading

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Mark

MARK It has been months now and yet I keep thinking about you and your tramp stamp and other markings I’d wish to leave you with. There are stains and stresses I’d love for you to experience, territorial pissings ’round … Continue reading

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The Gays

THE GAYS The gays.. The fucking gays have got to stop making me fuck them with their pretty eyes and their gorgeous tans and their fucking rock hard pecs… Jesus Christ, they have to keep it in my pants. How … Continue reading

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The Special Occasion

THE SPECIAL OCCASION In the recording of adrienne rich at the Y in 1968 before she began reading her second piece you coughed and broke the glorious silence of the special occasion. The spell was shattered and the mood was … Continue reading

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Your Following

YOUR FOLLOWING My youth has been spent following you around sometimes even with your knowledge. It won’t surprise me if I spent my golden years on that same circuit. You may not know it but I am probably your biggest … Continue reading

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So Wide Open

SO WIDE OPEN Oh. Oh, god. Please don’t. Don’t do that Leaving that door so wide open. If you ask me why I hate you, you may expect me to deny it but if that IS your expectation, expect to … Continue reading

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Mouthful of Lies

MOUTHFUL OF LIES Don’t ask me why I loathe the sweet potato for if you do, I just may tell you. The sweet potato makes a cheater’s fry a golden crispy fry that looks, in the wrong light, like the … Continue reading

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Empty Words

EMPTY WORDS I’m sorry; what? I must have missed something you said or, perhaps, everything. I didn’t mean to. I just, well… I’m a bit distracted just now. It’s sort of, well, The amount that I want to sleep with … Continue reading

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Such Great Hiatt

SUCH GREAT HIATT Your father was a great man whose enemies feared him vassals loved him and women resented what he made them want to do. He was powerful and just and fairly even-handed in his vengeance. The common folk … Continue reading

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