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NEW RESOLUTIONS I have started my New Year’s Resolutions early so I can break them sooner, and get back to business as usual. There shall be real tuna for the cats this Christmas. None of that vegan shit. It was … Continue reading →

HAPPILY NEVERS There are days that are all hazy, where no sunlight shines and all brightness comes from memory. I do not want that memory. I prefer the darkness. Tell me of no Happily Evers Sing me no sappy love … Continue reading →

STORMY Cs It wouldn’t have worked out. She was too clever for me. Too kind, too tight and eager. She would not have stayed the course on such stormy seas. It could not have passed the test of time. We … Continue reading →

CRICKETS Are there any minorities out there? I’m not judging, I’m just wondering. … It’s not like I’m prejudiced or anything; I’m Jewish, myself. Don’t worry, though. I’m not one of those whiney Jewey Jews. I’m a little bit different … Continue reading →

THE ROAD NEEDS Am I jealous? Fuck yeah. Do I wish I was with her instead of him? Sorta. Do I wish I was him? Oh god no. No, see, he’s a dick a prick he’s totally sick and he’s … Continue reading →

BYGONES, AND ALL Come on over: Why so shaky? What’s the worst? I mean, really, how bad could it be to come back here and talk to me. Bygones, and all. Forgiveness, you know? And, after all, that girl I … Continue reading →