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Change of Rhythm

Posted on January 9, 2012 - 11:38 pm by Jonathan Berger

CHANGE OF RHYTHM You love the musician boys when you know they will do you wrong. They will hurt you and write songs about it and you will never know because they’ll play clubs in other neighborhoods that you won’t … Continue reading →

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Transportation Alternatives

Posted on January 9, 2012 - 9:32 pm by Jonathan Berger

TRANSPORTATION ALTERNATIVES I’m becoming increasingly thoughtful about the state of humanity. Well, not thoughtful so much as enraged and it’s not humanity I’ve been pondering exactly quite so much as traffic. Why can’t people stay out of my fucking way? … Continue reading →

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Back to the Worm

Posted on January 9, 2012 - 8:20 pm by Jonathan Berger

BACK TO THE WORM It was the kind of club where old punks go to die and young hipsters go to get beaten. The stage was risen, the bartender short, and the audience high. She had a butterfly tattoo on … Continue reading →

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Genre

Posted on January 8, 2012 - 7:42 pm by Jonathan Berger

I want to take you in absorb your essence suck you dry. All night long I long for you seeking to will you closer to me. Thoughts of you constantly circle me and I cannot bat them away. I’m a … Continue reading →

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Errors of the Past

Posted on January 2, 2012 - 11:25 pm by Jonathan Berger

ERRORS OF THE PAST There comes a time when you must heed a certain call, and rush to the bathroom and get some shit done. After that it’s time to rock the resolutions. I shall wash my sins away cleansing … Continue reading →

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Quit Me Baby

Posted on January 2, 2012 - 10:32 pm by Jonathan Berger

I know you wanna leave me but you’re just no good at it. You call, telling me “This is the last day of our acquaintance.” but then you call again, clarifying your position, and, before hanging up, let slip, “Talk … Continue reading →

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Speak Honestly

Posted on December 26, 2011 - 11:37 pm by Jonathan Berger

SPEAK HONESTLY Excuse me, sir, but I would like to shake your hand. I have seen you here for but a few minutes but in that time, you have become something of a hero to me. You, as fat, and … Continue reading →

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Preternaturally Long

Posted on December 26, 2011 - 11:19 pm by Jonathan Berger

PRETERNATURALLY LONG You are very pretty and so I shall listen to what you have to say. It’s not like you’re model hot. You’re more like super model hot with that uberhuman ability to make blood rush downwards in any … Continue reading →

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Another Story

Posted on December 26, 2011 - 10:37 pm by Jonathan Berger

ANOTHER STORY Your idea for a novel is… novel, I guess. I don’t think I’ve heard of it before but, I suspect, there’s a reason for that. How does your narrator learn that his mother is a mantis? Does she … Continue reading →

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Zombee Tree

Posted on December 20, 2011 - 12:24 am by Jonathan Berger

ZOMBEE TREE It has taken two thousand years, but the evergreens have learned from our Lord and, three days later, will rise from the dead and return to life. The Christmas trees are coming back to haunt those that cut … Continue reading →

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