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Rhymes With Ex

Posted on June 10, 2011 - 11:29 pm by Jonathan Berger

RHYMES WITH EX The boy you settled on is kind and smart and pretty funny, really and he bears a significant resemblance to an earlier suitor whose name just so happens to rhyme with Wii. I’m not suggesting that there’s … Continue reading →

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Rhymes with Gilliam

Posted on May 16, 2011 - 5:04 pm by Jonathan Berger

RHYMES WITH GILLIAM In the cemetery at the gravesite of a family that will remain nameless (but rhymes with “kill, son”), there is the headstone of a wife that said among other things in quotes the following: “I will never … Continue reading →

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Precious Moments

Posted on May 15, 2011 - 11:36 pm by Jonathan Berger

PRECIOUS MOMENTS I don’t want to disturb you but I would like to take some time to say just how fond I am of you and wish that I could know you better than the constructs between us allow. I … Continue reading →

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Haiku

Posted on May 15, 2011 - 1:30 pm by Jonathan Berger

HAIKU Inconceivable as it may seem, you are still inconsequential.

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Sabbathical

Posted on May 1, 2011 - 9:44 pm by Jonathan Berger

SABBATHICAL This, after a week’s labor, is a day of rest where I can consider all that has occurred and plan next steps. Reflection and recollection are the order of the day as I assess the then and consider the … Continue reading →

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…When You Play…

Posted on April 5, 2011 - 11:51 pm by Jonathan Berger

…WHEN YOU PLAY… It’s the greatest show. You have to watch it! It’s not starting for another few weeks. Yeah, but it’s got great source material. Please don’t make me watch that show. Have I ever steered you wrong? You … Continue reading →

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Copper Gold

Posted on April 5, 2011 - 3:23 pm by Jonathan Berger

COPPER GOLD The paperweight is pointless. It rests on a desk I never use since Uncle Marvin deeded me his hand me down laptop and the papers laying underneath the copper pot of gold may be important but they are … Continue reading →

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Fruits of Knowledge

Posted on April 1, 2011 - 5:47 pm by Jonathan Berger

FRUITS OF KNOWLEDGE Such a simple taste, and knowledge flowed, beliefs and concepts that had only been imagined before formed fully in instants. A simple message borne upon a simple text. "I like you" she wrote, and immediately, you knew, … Continue reading →

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Impress You

Posted on November 10, 1998 - 9:30 pm by Jonathan Berger

My name is Jon Berger, and I’d like to impress you. My name is Jon Berger, and I think you’re cute. My name is Jon Berger, and I’m a poet. My name is Jon Berger, and I’m a genius! My … Continue reading →

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