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The Unpretentious Venus of Mister B

Once, he had a goddess and didn’t know what to do with her so he squandered her charm and her beauty and her love. He wasted the time he had with her, a thing that could have been inexhaustible but … Continue reading

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The Unremitting Heniousness of Mister B

Before we go any further, however I fit into your plans, I feel it my duty to warn you: I am a bad man. I do things a little bit evil. I scheme just a little bit every day. If … Continue reading

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Priorities

I made a point to stop buying new books about forty years ago when I was reading a fantasy series and I bought the hardcover of 13th book in the series new and realized I still hadn’t read it when … Continue reading

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Nekkid

It’s been a while, but it’s coming back to me now. I’ve been having naked dreams again. Like, all the time. I’ve been going to classes heading out to work negotiating a busy office, balls bouncing, ass proud and true, … Continue reading

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Conviction

The dog’s name was Conviction which was really fucking weird. She made me feel guilty whenever I saw her at the run because I kept staring at her owner in ways that elicited shame. I was convinced it was obvious … Continue reading

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The Thing About Me

The thing about me is that there are a whole lot of things about me: I’m bald and gray and unemployed and I write maybe a bit too much but what else am I gonna do with all this time … Continue reading

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Waterloo

Look at you! You needn’t be so sad. You don’t have to be down on every frown. With the proper perspective you might be able to turn it around. Napoleon’s Waterloo was also Wellington’s Waterloo so wonderful things can still … Continue reading

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Between Us

Why must it always be a competition? Things needn’t be a race. We can all reach the top of the hill achieve greatness in our own unique ways even by doing similar things. We needn’t look to each other to … Continue reading

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The Tale of the Dancing Man

The dancing man came undone at one. It’s hours later now, and the sun has undergone a change and hid. The day is over and the man’s kid wonders where his daddy went. No answers given clearly; the boy is … Continue reading

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At the Open Mic

Bart wanted to talk to Will because of his brother, Alvin. John tried to stop him. I was John. “You said retard!” Bart shouted slushily. “What?” said Will. “In your set,” Bart continued, as I held him back, “You said … Continue reading

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