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For one so unfashionable, I own quite a lot of clothes. I’ve got maybe fifty pairs of underwear. They’re not all in excellent condition; some of them are pretty ratty. I can’t bear to part with clothing until they’re in … Continue reading →

There are things I used to do that I am doing again: I am writing I am reading I am performing. I am sleeping late I am eating excessively I am spending too much money. I am worrying about the … Continue reading →

It has been hard to focus lately because it has been hard to wake up lately because it has been hard to go to sleep lately because it has been hard to settle my stomach lately because it has been … Continue reading →

I really thought I was going to get away with it and I had no guilt about it. I was going to totally take advantage with no compunctions, no shame, and instead, I’m being taken advantage of and I gotta … Continue reading →

She’s a little too buzzed to travel alone so we drive home together. It’s quieter than usual. She’s worried about what she’s taken. “I seem to be vibrating.” “I think that’s just the car.” “Oh.” We lapse back into the … Continue reading →

Despite all the evidence I have shown I appreciate you. Regardless of the things I have said about you to your face, behind your back, in the papers and talking smack, I think you’re kind of groovy. There’s something about … Continue reading →

It’s a brand new day. I’m scattering clouds of last night’s sleep out of my mind’s way. Things can’t go wrong. That’s why I’m up and dancing and singing this new day song. Morning’s gonna be great. Gotta get my … Continue reading →

I have a tendency to leave late in the game. I find it hard to leave from things because I want to make sure I have gotten my money’s worth at an event. Conversely, I want to ensure that my … Continue reading →

This may be Man’s greatest flaw: that however well hung he is he cannot give himself a good rogering. You may be long enough to reach yourself (which would be quite an accomplishment. Congratulations!) but then, if you got excited, … Continue reading →

She liked the Village because the lack of grid and the lack of numbers and the general lack of order left her feeling somewhere outside of New York in a foreign land where things were done differently than in NYC. … Continue reading →